Big Announcment! ! !

Hello,

As most of you may have heard already, my wife Reta and I are moving out of the area. We aren't sure where we are going to land but I promise it will be somewhere warm with a body of water close by. We are guessing somewhere on the Gulf side of Florida.
We have been planning this adventure for over a year and finally the opportunity presented itself and we decided to make the leap. We'll be cruising around the country visiting all the places that we have dreamed of seeing. Our home for the next 6 months (or more) will be a 40 x 8 foot box. We calculated that for the 11 years we've been married, 320 square feet of space, should be enough that we don't kill each other.

I know we will be OK because at a friends recent wedding, someone took our picture while we were in church with one of those new camera's that you can actually see what people are thinking...

Now, I know some of you may have questions to ask so I am going to try and answer a few of them below.

1) No, we are not running from the law.
2) No, you don't need a special license to drive that big thing.
3) No, we are not sick or been told by the doctor we only have a few months to live.
4) No, we didn't hit the lottery.
5) No, Reta is not pregnant.
6) No, we have not joined a "cult"
7) This is the only way that Reta will allow me to get a Lazy-Boy chair (thanks Hossein for adding this question to the list.)

We have sold the house and will be hitting the road sometime after Thanksgiving.
My email address is:
eliaselton@msn.com
Feel free to ask more questions, give me a call or invite me out for lunch. After this week I will be unemployed so handouts are accepted.

Thanks and hope to talk with you soon,
E